Existential uncertainty? take two bottles into the shower? Bollocks to that.
For a long time he was just my mate, but then, after one too many lime cordials, it seemed a good thing for him to be god.
Admittedly he's a bit light on the miracles side, but proving he exists is a doddle
("hello is that you?" "why the fuck are you calling at 3 in the morning?" "oh, just checking you existed" "piss off")
and he's well on for the fire, brimstone, wrathful smiting and puppy sacrifice business.
See? Best religion i've been a part of, and i've been a part of.
Well one actually. But proper weekly like and all that.
And we haven't even started allocating the holidays yet.
I suppose technically i should be converting you.
Yay verily blah blah blah etc.

Having a lovely time in the heart of darkness, wish you were here,
X (200407)

geof - julian - joe - awry - gimpdog - arrows - back to the main page

if you want to harrass someone who didn't write this page but knows a man who did,
then send an email to contact@suspectpackage.org or think about it really really hard.
No really. That's it, concentrate really hard.
Still there? ah, i'm loving yer foolishness in so many wonderful ways.

geof's "Teds" t-shirts and mugs and stuff are no longer
available in a hideous bland white, which is a relief because they weren't nice
(white? white? just flaunt my inability to eat food tidily why don't you eh? bastards).
Don't worry, teams of trained marmosets are slaving night and day to
bring you an all new suspectpackage.org retail experience.
Unfortunately they're only trained in ninjitsu.
So it might take a while.
Fingers crossed everyone.
(haha! I thwart your typing power! bwahaha etc.)

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links like the title said. See. Titles. Handy little bastards.